Words can be Fun

Halloween Riddles

What kind of pants do ghosts wear? - boo-jeans
What do Italian ghosts have for dinner? – Spook-hetti
What is a ghost's favourite midnight snack? - a boo-bery pie and I-scream
Did you hear about the monsters that got engaged? - it was love at the first fright
What do you have to do to join a vampire's fan club?
-Send in your name, address and blood group!


At school
Teacher: " What 3 words do students use most?"
Student: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Correct"

Teacher: "George, go to the map and find North America."
George."Here it is."
Teacher:"Correct. Now class, who discovered America?"
Class: "George!"

Teacher:"What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil:"A teacher."